There's A Swan In The Asylum

the-captains-wife:

There is so much sexual tension in this one group I can’t take it

pitchiner:

qurlniqua:

scienceyeah:

Saved by The Hulk

Best Friend is Black Widow

Lover is Hawkeye

Cockblocked by Thor

Enemy is Loki

Killed By Thor

SAVED BY: The Hulk~

BEST FRIEND: The Hulk! 

LOVER: Captain America

COCKBLOCKED BY: Thor

ENEMY: .. .. Thor?

KILLED BY: The Hulk

… what

no

Saved by Captain America

Best friend is Thor

My lover is also Thor

Get cockblocked by the black widow 

my enemy is Loki

and I am killed by Captain America

… what? 

CAPTAIN WHY WOULD YOU SAVE ME ONLY TO KILL ME?

Saved by: Iron Man

Best Friend: Hawkeye

Lover: Captain America

Cockblocked by: Thor

Enemy: Thor

Killed By: Black Widow

Black Widow only kills me because Hawkeye and I hang out together all the time in his nest

Btw Sorry that my lover killed you Pitchiner <3 I’ll revive you with owl shaped cookies.

(Source: happy-lace)

I broke up with Iron Man. (x)

(Source: sillymuggles)

THE AVENGERS: Japanese Trailer Includes New Footage!

I am going to need medics sitting beside me during this movie!!!!!

(Source: oldvengerturtle)

Corruption of my Family!

I’ve corrupted my mom and my eldest sister to want to see The Avengers with me!!! VICTORY!

First I’ve got to make them watch both Iron Mans, The Hulk, Captain America and Thor. It’s so worth it though! :D

jacquelineofalltrades:

Okay that’s enough I’m going to stop.

Oh dear lord! I can’t even!

(Source: ajacquelineofalltrades)